THE LIFE APP
Just in time for the holidays. THE LIFE APP.
That’s right. Guaranteed to work the first time and every time.
Downloads to any device. Works on every platform.
Rated Five Stars by the world’s best thinkers.
Rave reviews from history’s best leaders.
Endorsed by world leaders, scientists, teachers, scholars, practitioners from all walks of life.
Suitable for people of all ages.
Translated into every language imaginable.
Works in areas of the world where technology is non-existent.
Even when tested under extreme conditions, it gets “two thumbs up”. Standing ovations. Command performances.
“I thought Hamilton was good. But this app blows my mind.”
And the best part –
It’s completely free.
No purchase required.
No fine print.
And it comes with an unconditional guarantee.
Too good to be true?
“It worked for me, and it will work for you.”
If you act today, this very moment,
You’ll have it in time for the holidays.
But you have to act now.
Think about it.
An app that will last a life-time. Even after you’re long gone.
No age restrictions.
A full money back guarantee, even though it’s completely free.
So why are you waiting?
TO GET YOUR APP FOR LIFE:
- PRINT THIS PAGE.
- TAKE OUT YOUR TELEPHONE.
- ADJUST ITS POSITION SO THAT YOU CAN SEE BOTH YOU & THE APP IN THE FRAME.
- TAKE A SELFIE.
- SEND THE PICTURE TO YOUR FAMILY & FRIENDS.
The Life App
THE GOLDEN RULE
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Send this to everyone you know.
What the hell-
Send this to everyone.
There it is.
THE LIFE APP.
Now let’s go change the world.
We have a lot of work to do.